December 2009
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August 2009
5 posts
sexless in the city
THE FRIEND ZONE…..who hasnt been in that box from time to time. i personally love being in relationships, and avoid the friend zone at all cost!!! i recently rekindled an old friendship with this guy i met about 5 years ago. we had one of those mysterious on and off for no damn reason at all kinda relationships. after seeing him last week, i said to myself, damn he could potentially be a...
Aug 6th
wasnt worth a damn!!
so im rocking that single girl swag again. I’ve been left at the alter plenty of times. something about commiment that makes men cringe inside. monogamy isnt that bad, honestly!!! why is this world afraid to commit?? we cant commit to a wireless carrier, a partner, or a bar of soap!!! we love options and we love our options to have options as well. for once in my life i just want someone i...
Aug 6th
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“if you’re tired you take a napa u dont move to napa”
– Sex & the City (SJP)
Aug 6th
i've been gone for a while but what the hell u...
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June 2009
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Jun 28th
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Christian Louboutin nude patent leather 'Lola'... →
Jun 27th
RIP MJ
Jun 25th
“YOU NEED TO RSVP IN MY WORLD BECAUSE IF YOU DONT, YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF AT THE...”
– CANARYTHETOOL on Procrastinators and Indicisive PPL
Jun 24th
SICK AND TIRED OF MY TUMBLARITY, TUMB-O-METER,...
Jun 24th
“I CAN BE A PRETENTIOUS BITCH WHEN I WANNA BE”
– canary the tool
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listening to gibberish by Ryan Leslie....he's so...
Jun 22nd
“any money spent on dick is a bad investment”
– Chris Rock (kill the messenger)
Jun 21st
history really does repeats itself...
…its crazy how history repeats itself! we were an item many moons ago. i adored you, you adored me, we spoke on the phone for hours and laughed all night. i remember running my house phone battery down speaking to you. you were a jay-z fan and loved the song “cant stop wont stop” by young gunz. i remembered that and play it frequently on my ipod in your memory. we called it quits...
Jun 21st
“ENOUGH WITH ALL THE SEXUAL INNUENDOS, GIVE IT TO ME”
– CANARY THE TOOL
Jun 20th
“I CAN SAY I HOPE IT WILL BE WORTH WHAT I’D GIVE UP”
– SANTOGOLD
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“And if you were at a different point in your life maybe we could try this thing...”
– The Bitch in me (via strippednaked) awwww i love my ashh
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polyvore is the isshh...i love making little...
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Nobody has sex without foreplay
strippednaked: yeah bestiee lol! ;-) ummmm sex without foreplay is simply the definition of QUICKY
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BALENCIAGA BABY IS SIGNING OFF
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“don’t want to be your first or last”
– Canary The Tool
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Case of The X
out of sight, out of mind. where are you now, how’s life in the A, how are your parents, do you still look the same, are you still that short guy i was infatuated with, running around telling my friends “i gotta man, gotta man” like EVE. Damn I miss you. I miss how i used to look at you and you’d stare back at me. I want that old thing back, but is that even possible? i...
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Jun 18th
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LADY GAGA FOR PRESIDENT!!!
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Dont Do Me Dirty Jimmy Choo
I spent a fortune on these jimmy’s and just found out they may not arrive on time…rats ass!!!
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